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13th January 2011, 08:00 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
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What's the best comeback or put down you have heard someone say?
Two of my mate were having an bit of a banter argument when it started getting a bit heated, one threatened the other my mate replied to my very spotty mate "Shut the fuck up or I will punch the fucking puss out of your face"
 Are there any good comebacks or put downs that you have said or recall someone saying?
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13th January 2011, 08:03 PM
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Winger
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Sunderland
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Re: What's the best comeback or put down you have heard someone say?
my mate said sumic like i have a tiny nob, to which i replied, "it may be small, but ive still got 17 clem to bang the kunt in with"!
silenced.
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13th January 2011, 08:04 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
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Re: What's the best comeback or put down you have heard someone say?
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'One way love is just a fantasy, to share is pure, tender, and fair' BTW, I have seen two real UFO's close up : ) |
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13th January 2011, 08:07 PM
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Central Defender
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Co Durham
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Re: What's the best comeback or put down you have heard someone say?
Apprentice at work says "your box is a mess" My reply, "not as much of a mess as i left your mothers in" silly twat just stood lookin tryin to work it out!
Mate of mine on the cricket field comes out to bat wearin some gray tracksuit bottoms, the bowler says "Nice 'whites' not played much cricket son?" my mate replies "aye plenty but its the only thing your lass could find for me to wear"....he was out 2nd ball |
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13th January 2011, 08:08 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Planet Earth
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Re: What's the best comeback or put down you have heard someone say?
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'One way love is just a fantasy, to share is pure, tender, and fair' BTW, I have seen two real UFO's close up : ) |
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13th January 2011, 08:08 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Hylton Castle (Not Punching Horses)
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Re: What's the best comeback or put down you have heard someone say?
Anything that consists of ''ya mar''
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i'm in peterlee, i've got £3.40 to me name to get home, i like melted cheese and i fire blanks |
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13th January 2011, 08:10 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Re: What's the best comeback or put down you have heard someone say?
Me mates dad to me mate:
''Shurrup ya fucking moose. I've bucked yer mar'' |
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13th January 2011, 08:10 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: strawberry bank
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Re: What's the best comeback or put down you have heard someone say?
was talking to a fat stinker in the free gardeners few years ago,,somehow got talking about replay denim shirts with rubber buttons,,she says ive got one in the house you can have,,,me trying to be funny says "if i could fit into owt you've got i'd kill myself"
she replied "i bet your cock would fit my fanny" bought her a double vodka as a prize
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13th January 2011, 08:10 PM
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Striker
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Re: What's the best comeback or put down you have heard someone say?
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aye |
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13th January 2011, 08:12 PM
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Striker
Join Date: May 2009
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Re: What's the best comeback or put down you have heard someone say?
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'One way love is just a fantasy, to share is pure, tender, and fair' BTW, I have seen two real UFO's close up : ) |
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