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    Old 26th March 2012, 03:24 PM   #1
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    My missus is on that diet, and now ketosis (fat burning) has kicked in, her breath smells like an african village. Thing is, I'm gagging for it.
    Any suggestions?
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    Old 26th March 2012, 03:26 PM   #2
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    do her from behind seems the obvious solution
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    Old 26th March 2012, 03:26 PM   #3
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    Polo's.

    What is the Cambridge Diet like?
    How does it make you smell
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    Old 26th March 2012, 03:27 PM   #4
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    Polo's.

    What is the Cambridge Diet like?
    How does it make you smell
    He's not likely towant to shag a polo though is he??
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    Old 26th March 2012, 03:28 PM   #5
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    do her from behind seems the obvious solution
    and you can accidentally stick it up the wrong'un
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    Old 26th March 2012, 03:28 PM   #6
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    This is going Gold isn't it
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    Old 26th March 2012, 04:32 PM   #7
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    He's not likely towant to shag a polo though is he??
    Should improve her shit breath though surely?
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    Old 26th March 2012, 04:35 PM   #8
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    My missus is on that diet, and now ketosis (fat burning) has kicked in, her breath smells like an african village. Thing is, I'm gagging for it.
    Any suggestions?
    Suppose it'll keep the flies away from her fanny
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    Old 26th March 2012, 04:39 PM   #9
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    take her up to brown town.
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    Old 26th March 2012, 04:42 PM   #10
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    Why do you want to hump a fat smelly lass. Get her dumped or traded in for a newer model
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