going absolutely nuts on Soccer Saturday about Asamoah Gyan.

Absolutely spot on like.
Merson: "I've heard they got 300 odd fans in their last game?"
Stelling: "yep, that's correct..."
Merson: "pfft! What an absolute joke. He's left that club up the river without a paddle. He'll regret that for the rest of his life. He's left passionate fans behind to go and play in front of who?"