I'm a right knacker me...

Nee Onions Mate · 19th August 2011, 07:15 AM

Missed my flight from Arlanda this morning due to being a feckless tit.
Was due into Ponteland at 12ish now 2000ish.
300 pund lighter anarl after rebooking. Fucking wanker

Fuckers better win tomorrow

hutch · 19th August 2011, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Missed my flight from Arlanda this morning due to being a feckless tit.
Was due into Ponteland at 12ish now 2000ish.
300 pund lighter anarl after rebooking. Fucking wanker

Fuckers better win tomorrow

how the fekk did you do that?

Riviera · 19th August 2011, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Missed my flight from Arlanda this morning due to being a feckless tit.
Was due into Ponteland at 12ish now 2000ish.
300 pund lighter anarl after rebooking. Fucking wanker

Fuckers better win tomorrow

They will, providing they don't mess up their transport arrangements and miss the game

viccarlton · 19th August 2011, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by hutch

how the fekk did you do that?

He told you, he's a right knacker.

Nee Onions Mate · 19th August 2011, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by hutch

how the fekk did you do that?

Taxi booked for 5.30, alarm went off at 5.00. Switched alarm off and thought I'd have a couple more minutes, woke up at 6.30, flight was 7.10. The aeroplane was still at the gate when I got there at 07.05 but the flight was closed.
To say I am annoyed with myself is a huge understatement

Riviera · 19th August 2011, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Taxi booked for 5.30, alarm went off at 5.00. Switched alarm off and thought I'd have a couple more minutes, woke up at 6.30, flight was 7.10. The aeroplane was still at the gate when I got there at 07.05 but the flight was closed.
To say I am annoyed with myself is a huge understatement

You've sent me into a panic now ffs

I've just checked me boarding pass and told our lass we'll have to leave earlier in case there's any bad traffic on the way to Nice airport ..... after all this is the height of the holiday period!

What if I get a puncture, what if I break down, what if there's a problem with the plane, what if I get thrown off for being hysterical and screaming about whether we'll crash on the drive up to Sunderland

Freddie the Greek · 19th August 2011, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Riviera

You've sent me into a panic now ffs

I've just checked me boarding pass and told our lass we'll have to leave earlier in case there's any bad traffic on the way to Nice airport ..... after all this is the height of the holiday period!

What if I get a puncture, what if I break down, what if there's a problem with the plane, what if I get thrown off for being hysterical and screaming about whether we'll crash on the drive up to Sunderland

It'll all be alreet though cos were gonna win

Nee Onions Mate · 19th August 2011, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Riviera

You've sent me into a panic now ffs

I've just checked me boarding pass and told our lass we'll have to leave earlier in case there's any bad traffic on the way to Nice airport ..... after all this is the height of the holiday period!

What if I get a puncture, what if I break down, what if there's a problem with the plane, what if I get thrown off for being hysterical and screaming about whether we'll crash on the drive up to Sunderland

You can't possibly be as stupid as me marra

The problem now is that I am sitting in the lounge and my new flight to LHR isn't until 12.05. There's a fair chance that I'll get bladdered and missed that fucker anarl.

johnna · 19th August 2011, 07:31 AM

fucking hell m8 !! well i hope we slaughter them for you, might make you feel a little bit better !

Waxon · 19th August 2011, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Riviera

You've sent me into a panic now ffs

I've just checked me boarding pass and told our lass we'll have to leave earlier in case there's any bad traffic on the way to Nice airport ..... after all this is the height of the holiday period!

What if I get a puncture, what if I break down, what if there's a problem with the plane, what if I get thrown off for being hysterical and screaming about whether we'll crash on the drive up to Sunderland

You are Riviera not Littlened man

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Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

You can't possibly be as stupid as me marra

The problem now is that I am sitting in the lounge and my new flight to LHR isn't until 12.05. There's a fair chance that I'll get bladdered and missed that fucker anarl.

now that would make me chuckle, sorry for that like