Hose Pipe Bans

essex boy · 28th March 2012, 10:32 AM

Hvae any of the teams in the NE been told there is a hose pipe ban so no watering of squares after second week of April.......could be no cricket in the South East

SAFC2403 · 28th March 2012, 10:37 AM

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Hvae any of the teams in the NE been told there is a hose pipe ban so no watering of squares after second week of April.......could be no cricket in the South East

It'll be fine man. Once the local cricket seasons start the weather will change and it will piss it down. Sods Law!!

Icarebecauseyoudo · 28th March 2012, 10:37 AM

There's always buckets

It's affecting the whole east of the country I think, even places like Scarborough

In five years it'll all be desert and all of the country will want to live in Cumbria

brandon · 28th March 2012, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Icarebecauseyoudo

There's always buckets

It's affecting the whole east of the country I think, even places like Scarborough

In five years it'll all be desert and all of the country will want to live in Cumbria

Cumbria?! No thanks

walter mitty · 28th March 2012, 04:54 PM

shirly cricket clubs have a commercial need for water? unlike a domestic garden

Icarebecauseyoudo · 28th March 2012, 06:10 PM

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shirly cricket clubs have a commercial need for water? unlike a domestic garden

(greedy designs plans for cricket club in his garden)

walter mitty · 28th March 2012, 06:11 PM

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(greedy designs plans for cricket club in his garden)

we have plenty of water here

and at the bottom of my garden is a beautiful chalke stream full of trout

Icarebecauseyoudo · 28th March 2012, 06:32 PM

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we have plenty of water here

and at the bottom of my garden is a beautiful chalke stream full of trout

So that's where you dumped the mother in law!

walter mitty · 28th March 2012, 06:37 PM

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So that's where you dumped the mother in law!

she lives in norfolk near thetford forest

Icarebecauseyoudo · 28th March 2012, 06:45 PM

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she lives in norfolk near thetford forest

Talking about putting relatives out to grass, the wife's gran has written off her car this lunchtime.

That's the end of her fucking driving career. Senile owd bint should have been banned years ago! Lucky she hasn't killed anyone