The Hamster's Just Died

[Nee Onions Mate]

Our lass has just called to say the Hamster is brown breed. It'll be a world of tears when I get home tomorrow

RIP Blygen marra, you bitey little fucker

[Mackem Tommy]

It's only a hamster
Fuck off you've never lost a pet
it's like family I have a dog
fuck off it's nothing like a dog
fuck off


There we go. That saves time.

R.I.P.

[Nee Onions Mate]

Originally Posted by Those bloody beagles

Is this another lie?

Is it fuck..He was poorly when I cleaned his cage out on Sunday, bleeding from his arse/fanny (not sure if it was a bloke) and popped it this morning.

I hated the fucker mind. Only got it because the bairn was banging on about getting one but she hasn't as much as looked at it since we bought it.
And he used to bite like fuck

[The Flooring Fitter]

[QUOTE=Nee Onions Mate;11914053]Is it fuck..He was poorly when I cleaned his cage out on Sunday, bleeding from his arse/fanny (not sure if it was a bloke) and popped it this morning.

Your supposed to play with it not fcuk it.

[Those bloody beagles]

Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Is it fuck..He was poorly when I cleaned his cage out on Sunday, bleeding from his arse/fanny (not sure if it was a bloke) and popped it this morning.

I hated the fucker mind. Only got it because the bairn was banging on about getting one but she hasn't as much as looked at it since we bought it.
And he used to bite like fuck

..did it tell you it was poorly, "Dar, am not well"

[QUOTE=The Flooring Fitter;11914069]

Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Is it fuck..He was poorly when I cleaned his cage out on Sunday, bleeding from his arse/fanny (not sure if it was a bloke) and popped it this morning.

Your supposed to play with it not fcuk it.

hahahahahahahahaha

Originally Posted by Barry Siddall

This is onions not SoS marra

Yeah righteeeo!

[WillD]

Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Our lass has just called to say the Hamster is in brown bread.

I've had worse for my dinner tbh, a greggs sauage roll and a tin of beans.

[Parkmaverick]

Thought this was him off Top Gear crashing his car again.

[sima-hebburn]

express delivery hamster to helmet, I'm sure he could knock up a good meal out of it

[Barnacle Boy]

Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Our lass has just called to say the Hamster is brown breed. It'll be a world of tears when I get home tomorrow

RIP Blygen marra, you bitey little fucker

I'll hev it mate

[sanddancers]

My mate gets called hamster because his cheeks are huge. RIP hamster.