I see these magazines whenever I go through the supermarket checkout. Some of the headlines are completely outlandish.
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Paolo's strictness goes as far as players diets. However a certain Craig Gardner has not took kindly to this and the club chef has been sneaking him chocolate.
It's just silly. I mean, even if the chap was gay, which I don't think he is, why would Camilla break the news like this to a US magazine. No-one's that silly, surely. Maybe it's just the standard of magazines over there.
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'Roses are red, violets are silly. Lube up yer bum cos here comes my willy...'
Does she not mean 'Happy' she may be too posh and naive to know what the term gay has become?
That could be it, yeh. Just think what they could've gotten out of it if she'd told them he likes the odd fag with a sherry after dinner. Americans, eh
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'Roses are red, violets are silly. Lube up yer bum cos here comes my willy...'
That could be it, yeh. Just think what they could've gotten out of it if she'd told them he likes the odd fag with a sherry after dinner. Americans, eh