Help/advice from the Cockney based mackems

[fat elvis]

The father in law who is a Carlisle fan (could be worse he lives in Newcastle) has asked me to go down Wembley with him on the 3rd April to watch them at Wembley against Brentford, he's bought my match ticket and return flight on the same day, the wife is happy for me to go as she wants me to look after her old man.

I get into Heathrow at 1105, whats the best tube to get to take me near Wembley?

Also we play Man City after the match finishes so what would be the best bars to go to watch it?

[Pell]

chris is lookin for ya hes worried sick

[walter mitty]

Originally Posted by fat elvis

The father in law who is a Carlisle fan (could be worse he lives in Newcastle) has asked me to go down Wembley with him on the 3rd April to watch them at Wembley against Brentford, he's bought my match ticket and return flight on the same day, the wife is happy for me to go as she wants me to look after her old man.

I get into Heathrow at 1105, whats the best tube to get to take me near Wembley?

Also we play Man City after the match finishes so what would be the best bars to go to watch it?

paddington express then bakerloo line tube,as for watching the match the green man at greta portland st

[King Niall]

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[Cockney Mackem]

All right guv,

Seeing as you're coming down by Michael Caine from so far you're gonna need a decent Jackie Chan of your journey to get you there on time. It'll cost you a score but I reckon you should get the Eefrow Express to Paddington and jump on the Bakerloo line - oldest tube line in London guv, built on the bones of unfortunate cockney builders that is - to Wembley Central.

A lot of people get the Jubilee - golden jubilee, Gawd bless yer, yer Maj - to Wembley Park but the tube's pretty pony when it's busy - bloody Red Ken, I nevva voted for that Berk - and the fewer changes you have to make the less Barney Rubble you'll have. It's gonna be mobbed on the tube wherever you go so don't hang abaht, set off nice and Liz Hurley.

[Belch]

Quickest but not cheapest is Heathrow Express to Paddington then it's a few stops to Wembley on the Bakerloo tube line.

[Andy.SAFC]

Originally Posted by Pell

chris is lookin for ya hes worried sick

[walter mitty]

Originally Posted by Belch

Quickest but not cheapest is Heathrow Express to Paddington then it's a few stops to Wembley on the Bakerloo tube line.

im sure someone already said that

[Cockney Mackem]

Originally Posted by walter mitty

im sure someone already said that

Yeah but he wanted proper cockney advice.

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