Re: Tactics for Wednesday
Pass it around at the back a bit, where there is no one pressing them, trying to look like international footballers. Then belt it high and hard up the pitch, whether Heskey's nut is here to bounce it off or not.
Get a one nil lead, and then concede a laughable equaliser late in the second half. And it will all have been the fault of the pitches, or the ball, or the racket of the vuvus, or the supporters, or the press, or the manager. Because, as we all know, the team has loads of world class players in it.