Re: Are you a scratter if you buy scratch cards?
I used to work in my local shop for a bit and there was always this one rough-looking lad who bought the same combinations of scratchcards religiously, trying to play some kind of odds game with them. Used to spend a fortune but got the odd good win, £50 or £100 every couple of weeks. On one of the last couple of shifts I worked, he came in and proudly checked a card with a win of £5,000. The daft thing is that seems a lot but he's probably not much up after spunking so much cumulatively over the years. Still, should keep his Staffy in studded collars and his lass in Air Max for a good while yet.
If you're havin' quidditch problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one.