Are you a scratter if you buy scratch cards?

[Bukowski]

I used to work in my local shop for a bit and there was always this one rough-looking lad who bought the same combinations of scratchcards religiously, trying to play some kind of odds game with them. Used to spend a fortune but got the odd good win, £50 or £100 every couple of weeks. On one of the last couple of shifts I worked, he came in and proudly checked a card with a win of £5,000. The daft thing is that seems a lot but he's probably not much up after spunking so much cumulatively over the years. Still, should keep his Staffy in studded collars and his lass in Air Max for a good while yet.

[Mackem00]

Originally Posted by Bukowski

I used to work in my local shop for a bit and there was always this one rough-looking lad who bought the same combinations of scratchcards religiously, trying to play some kind of odds game with them. Used to spend a fortune but got the odd good win, £50 or £100 every couple of weeks. On one of the last couple of shifts I worked, he came in and proudly checked a card with a win of £5,000. The daft thing is that seems a lot but he's probably not much up after spunking so much cumulatively over the years. Still, should keep his Staffy in studded collars and his lass in Air Max for a good while yet.

Right snob yay like.

[Bukowski]

Originally Posted by Mackem00

Right snob yay like.

Nah seriously man, he's at least 30, lives with his parents, walks a chubby, decrepit Staffy, dresses in full Nike tracksuits and Air's, sports a shaved barnet.

He's the chav that time forgot.

[Mackem00]

Originally Posted by Bukowski

Nah seriously man, he's at least 30, lives with his parents, walks a chubby, decrepit Staffy, dresses in full Nike tracksuits and Air's, sports a shaved barnet.

He's the chav that time forgot.

Give awer man, yay were wearin a footy top last time a seen yay man.