Kerry Katona - Captain Bullshit Strikes Again

BishopQuaker · 14th March 2012, 02:17 PM

In a move that will encase her in even more of a concrete box with the word "Fucktard" carved into it, Kerry Katona has decided to crawl out from under which ever stone it is she's been hiding under to "defend" Stacey "Gold Cup Favourite 15/1 you heard it here first" Solomon after she was stripped of her title of "Mum of the Year" for smoking a fag while 7 months pregnant.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...n_1343832.html

Now, it could be me but
1) If I wanted to maintain my status as "Mum of the Year", let alone my unborn child, I think I'd pack in the cancer sticks and pints.
2) If Katona came out in support of pretty much anything I did, I'd probably cut my head off with a plastic trowel.

While I am compeltely against people smoking/drinking while pregnant I'vek known people who are smokers who have found it very hard to quit.
Indeed I've known people have cheeky drag now and then while up the duff.
Not something I agree with but there you go.

However, I think the main problem with Solomon having a Silk Cut - still a fucking ciggie the last time I checked Katona - is that she IS in the public eye, she IS (or now was) "Mum of the Year" and regardless of who you are, it's been declared socially unacceptable to do something which can harm your unborn child.
That's why there's WARNINGS on the boxes!

Fucking hell I hate pointless celebrity news.
Particularly when it just confirms shit I already knew
1) Katona is an oxygen theif
2) Smoking is bad for pregnant women
3) Journalists need fucking work harder.

Rant very much over.
PS - If ALS or 73 or whoever would like further rants I'm available and my rates are very reasonable - i.e. free or a pint if I ever actually meet any of you.

girojim · 14th March 2012, 02:18 PM

all owa

mackemindatoon · 14th March 2012, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BishopQuaker

In a move that will encase her in even more of a concrete box with the word "Fucktard" carved into it, Kerry Katona has decided to crawl out from under which ever stone it is she's been hiding under to "defend" Stacey "Gold Cup Favourite 15/1 you heard it here first" Solomon after she was stripped of her title of "Mum of the Year" for smoking a fag while 7 months pregnant.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...n_1343832.html

Now, it could be me but
1) If I wanted to maintain my status as "Mum of the Year", let alone my unborn child, I think I'd pack in the cancer sticks and pints.
2) If Katona came out in support of pretty much anything I did, I'd probably cut my head off with a plastic trowel.

While I am compeltely against people smoking/drinking while pregnant I'vek known people who are smokers who have found it very hard to quit.
Indeed I've known people have cheeky drag now and then while up the duff.
Not something I agree with but there you go.

However, I think the main problem with Solomon having a Silk Cut - still a fucking ciggie the last time I checked Katona - is that she IS in the public eye, she IS (or now was) "Mum of the Year" and regardless of who you are, it's been declared socially unacceptable to do something which can harm your unborn child.
That's why there's WARNINGS on the boxes!

Fucking hell I hate pointless celebrity news.
Particularly when it just confirms shit I already knew
1) Katona is an oxygen theif
2) Smoking is bad for pregnant women
3) Journalists need fucking work harder.

Rant very much over.
PS - If ALS or 73 or whoever would like further rants I'm available and my rates are very reasonable - i.e. free or a pint if I ever actually meet any of you.

why do you read it then?

Harry Angstrom · 14th March 2012, 02:20 PM

As far as I am aware, it is not yet illegal to smoke whist pregnant.

Stacey Solomon is not getting paid to front health awareness.

So why the rant?

Quote:

Originally Posted by mackemindatoon

why do you read it then?

Exactly.

Jonty · 14th March 2012, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BishopQuaker

In a move that will encase her in even more of a concrete box with the word "Fucktard" carved into it, Kerry Katona has decided to crawl out from under which ever stone it is she's been hiding under to "defend" Stacey "Gold Cup Favourite 15/1 you heard it here first" Solomon after she was stripped of her title of "Mum of the Year" for smoking a fag while 7 months pregnant.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...n_1343832.html

Now, it could be me but
1) If I wanted to maintain my status as "Mum of the Year", let alone my unborn child, I think I'd pack in the cancer sticks and pints.
2) If Katona came out in support of pretty much anything I did, I'd probably cut my head off with a plastic trowel.

While I am compeltely against people smoking/drinking while pregnant I'vek known people who are smokers who have found it very hard to quit.
Indeed I've known people have cheeky drag now and then while up the duff.
Not something I agree with but there you go.

However, I think the main problem with Solomon having a Silk Cut - still a fucking ciggie the last time I checked Katona - is that she IS in the public eye, she IS (or now was) "Mum of the Year" and regardless of who you are, it's been declared socially unacceptable to do something which can harm your unborn child.
That's why there's WARNINGS on the boxes!

Fucking hell I hate pointless celebrity news.
Particularly when it just confirms shit I already knew
1) Katona is an oxygen theif
2) Smoking is bad for pregnant women
3) Journalists need fucking work harder.

Rant very much over.
PS - If ALS or 73 or whoever would like further rants I'm available and my rates are very reasonable - i.e. free or a pint if I ever actually meet any of you.

So what's your point exactly

Tadger · 14th March 2012, 02:29 PM

Smoking while pregnant is inexcusable in my opinion. And I'm a smoker.

super-niall · 14th March 2012, 02:30 PM

Town End Farmer Giles · 14th March 2012, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonty

So what's your point exactly

He was hoping someone would post some pics of Katona and her badly packed kebab.

rockaway · 14th March 2012, 02:35 PM

Depends how much you believe the line 'stress' is more harmful to an unborn child than 2-3 ciggies a day.

Jonty · 14th March 2012, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Town End Farmer Giles

He was hoping someone would post some pics of Katona and her badly packed kebab.

Ah I thought that's what he was getting at thanks for confirming it... And by the way wad and wad but I'd fuck a barbershop floor when I've had a few beers so my opinion doesn't really matter