Damn nature... You scary !

[Les the Scientist]

Just caught this bugger in the back garden

[Epping]

things you do just to show us you have an audi

[Les the Scientist]

Originally Posted by Epping

things you do just to show us you have an audi

I will freely admit.. it's the fucking shittest car I've ever had. Utterly fucking riddled with electrical problems. I want my old Nissan back

[Pell]

a bunt wasp

[Doctor Diesel]

Originally Posted by Les the Scientist

Just caught this bugger in the back garden

WTF is that?

[girojim]

Originally Posted by Doctor Diesel

WTF is that?

a wasp that drives an audi

[ned_werby]

Originally Posted by Les the Scientist

Just caught this bugger in the back garden

Doesn't make sense. If you "caught" it in the back garden why is it shagging your car key on a piece of tinfoil? Do you leave your car key in the back garden (on a piece of tinfoil) as a lure? Is your entire back garden tin-foiled? If so, why? To protect your grass from fading? Alternatively, if you "caught" the damn thing, why did it not subsequently bugger off? Did you you tell it it was "it" or summat and it had to come into your house for interrogation? I mean, if I was it I'd have just flown off and dive-bombed you for good measure. It doesn't look dead so how did you persuade it to be photographed (and on a recognisable object in order to give somne sense of perspective as to it's size)? Did you hypnotize it or summat? There's a lot of questions need answering here.

[WheyHey]

Horntail (wood wasp) absolutely harmless. They use that huge stinging looking device to lay their eggs in rotton bark where the grub develops.
Can't sting you
Eat it.

[Les the Scientist]

Originally Posted by WheyHey

Horntail (wood wasp) absolutely harmless. They use that huge stinging looking device to lay their eggs in rotton bark where the grub develops.
Can't sting you
Eat it.

I'd rather not eat it.

Originally Posted by ned_werby

Doesn't make sense. If you "caught" it in the back garden why is it shagging your car key on a piece of tinfoil? Do you leave your car key in the back garden (on a piece of tinfoil) as a lure? Is your entire back garden tin-foiled? If so, why? To protect your grass from fading? Alternatively, if you "caught" the damn thing, why did it not subsequently bugger off? Did you you tell it it was "it" or summat and it had to come into your house for interrogation? I mean, if I was it I'd have just flown off and dive-bombed you for good measure. It doesn't look dead so how did you persuade it to be photographed (and on a recognisable object in order to give somne sense of perspective as to it's size)? Did you hypnotize it or summat? There's a lot of questions need answering here.

It's dead, taken next to my car key for size comparison...on top on an insulated rabbit hutch that I bought off Skellatits