Its Deee'd on Redcar

[Epping]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-13601654

poor thing...

wonder if they'll carve it up and flog it to Hauser and Alfie

[Andy Reids Love Chil]

Fucking hell that's massive. I was going to gan to Redcar today anarl

[Epping]

thought it was one of the Greggs munchers passed out but I couldnt' see the wrappers, the fag tips and its not wearing leggings

[spitfire]

When these whales beach themselves why do we make such a fuss trying to save them. It more often than not ends in failure. Surely it is just nature taking its natural course when they do this.

[the streaker]

Did Spitfire only post so we know its not actually him on that beach................?

[Il Postino Pat]

An unidentified species of whale?! It may be a mutant whale. Time to bare arms.

[Pell]

Originally Posted by spitfire

When these whales beach themselves why do we make such a fuss trying to save them. It more often than not ends in failure. Surely it is just nature taking its natural course when they do this.

you could say that when frail old ladies fall over during the harsh unforgiving winters mate
but plenty people ring for ambulances dont they
im with you on this one like i have their purse and fuck off

[Il Postino Pat]

ah, alert over they've changed the story to sperm whale.

[Data]

Whale Steak
4 portions
4 slices of whalemeat @ 150 - 180 g
Salt and pepper, preferably freshly ground
4 onion rings
2 dessert spoonfulls of finely diced green or red peppers
1 dessert spoonful of finely diced parsley
1 dessert spoonful of finely diced gherkins


Carve the meat into slices of about 1.5 to 2 cm thick, beat them with your hands and press them into shape. Preheat the frying pan and melt some butter in it. Brown the butter before adding the meat. Fry the steaks on both sides. Whale meat should be fried for about 4-5 minutes on each side. The steaks taste best when they are medium rare, but they should be warmed right through and not eaten raw. Serve the steaks on a plate, place an onion ring on each of them and fill it with peppers, parsley and gherkins. Potato scollops taste good together with the steaks. Serve with a bowl of good, crisp lettuce and salad.




Joint of Whale Meat Steeped in Red Wine Marinade
6-8 portions:
1 1/4 kilos of whale meat
3 dl red wine
1 dl vegetable oil
3 ground cloves
1/2 teaspoonful of coarsly ground pepper
2 teaspoonfuls of salt


The Marinade
3/4 litres of juices from the meat Thickening (milk and flour) 4 dessert spoonfuls of sour cream (20% rømme) Sugar colouring Salt

It may be a good idea to bind the joint to help it keep in good shape. Place it in a small oven dish and pour the marinade over. Leave the joint there until the next day, turning it at regular intervals. Remove the joint from the dish, dry it well and rub it with salt. Cook the joint until it turns a pleasant brown colour all over, turn down the heat and add water to reach 2-3 cm up the side of the joint, approx. 3/4 litre. Let the joint simmer for about 20 minutes, turn it over and leave it for another 20 minutes. Measure enough of the juices to make enough marinade, about 3/4 litre. Add the thickening to the marinade, and then the sour cream to taste. Serve with boiled beans or other vegetables, and potatoes - boiled or fried in the pan.

Alfie'd be wrong in his fucking mind to turn his nose up at that

[spitfire]

Originally Posted by the streaker

Did Spitfire only post so we know its not actually him on that beach................?

I'm swimmingly well mate.

When these whales do this why dont we just send for the japs to take them away to eat? It might stop them killing as many.