Getting a chinese burn next home game

[SPUFF]

Texted my cousin last night, id put a bet on for him before the match on sat, and I was texting to say it had won.

It was his 41st bd, out for a meal with his lass, texted chuffed to bits saying hes won nowt in his life etc etc etc. Hed get the beers in at the Bolton game etc.

Then I realised there was 2 neptunes in the grand national felt a right kernt giving him the news.

Bet that caught a few out like.

[Kernowmac]

Yep - my old man put a tenner on for my mam on the wrong one

[BongEye]

Originally Posted by SPUFF

Texted my cousin last night, id put a bet on for him before the match on sat, and I was texting to say it had won.

It was his 41st bd, out for a meal with his lass, texted chuffed to bits saying hes won nowt in his life etc etc etc. Hed get the beers in at the Bolton game etc.

Then I realised there was 2 neptunes in the grand national felt a right kernt giving him the news.

Bet that caught a few out like.

Lad next to me at work but a bet on but on the wrong slip. Girl told him it had to be on the printed national slip.

She filled it out for him and he left. Checked his horses outside and she'd ticked Neptune Collonges so he went back in and had it changed to his pick Neptune equester. What a twat.

i would have kept it and bet both meself.