Texted my cousin last night, id put a bet on for him before the match on sat, and I was texting to say it had won.
It was his 41st bd, out for a meal with his lass, texted chuffed to bits saying hes won nowt in his life etc etc etc. Hed get the beers in at the Bolton game etc.
Then I realised there was 2 neptunes in the grand national
felt a right kernt giving him the news.
Bet that caught a few out like.