The way forgward...
- Bruce out.
- Get a misc. European Manager in.
- Sell Jordan Henderson because he's shite.
- Sign Forlan, Hulk, N'Zogbia, Welbeck and possibly Messi if we're desperate.
- Tell Niall Quinn to get the fuck out of our club unless he drops prices to £7 per ticket for adults, £3 for doleys and free for kids.
- Get Heston Blumenthal on board as head chef, charging no more than £2 per food item.
- Stock only the finest cask ales, at competitive workingmen's club prices.
- Have only A-list bands and artists performing at half time.
- Have a no swearing section for the nippers and over-bearing parents.
- Open the "Peter Reid stand" where swearing is mandatory, drinking and smoking is allowed and it is standing room only.
- Up the capacity to 70,000.
Have I missed anything?
"ill eat your fucking face shit it out and forcefeed it you ya fuckpig" - scubadiver69er