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23rd February 2011, 09:55 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2008
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zombie today
was up til 3am ( went to bed at 1am just spent 2 hours rolling about )
got up at 7 and have had 2 cans of relentless so far and im absoloutley confused my body wants to sleep but my brains dancing around in my skull i cant wait til were robots and can switch ourself to sleep for 8 hours whenever we want and wake up all fresh plus, to make Matt a swurse, i cracked my forehead off the corner of a shelf yesterday and ive had to give myself the worlds smallest fringe today to try cover up the WOUND woond woooo nd wuined |
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23rd February 2011, 09:57 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Barrow ( via Crook like )
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Re: zombie today
hows the owld internet dating going Pell lad ?
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23rd February 2011, 09:58 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: State of Panic
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Re: zombie today
Poor lad
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23rd February 2011, 10:00 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: zombie today
im not trying to date an owl LMFAO
i am shit at it i offended people and the one i love hasnt been online since i emailled her some pure fat fuckers winkin at me its v off putting its taking ages for the pretty ones to reply mind, i emailled one yesterday, she was onnline, and was still online six hours later n hadnt replied so she must be typing one hell of a email |
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23rd February 2011, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Re: zombie today
Quote:
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I would consider something like a director of football post. But I would do that for just one reason and that is to get myself back into full-time management. |
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23rd February 2011, 10:04 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: strawberry bank
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Re: zombie today
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certainly getting her £86 worth then
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23rd February 2011, 10:07 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: zombie today
just by accident
someone winked at me, she was really really fit, had proper big full indie-kid hair i emaileld her saying " oi ya tinker! what u winking at :D i like your hair its AWESOME! " she replied with " lol thanks! but its not really AWESOME though " i didnt reply cos she kinda killed the conversation / my hard on later on i got home drunk read her response again and sent her " FINE well i hope you wake up and all your hair is falling out and you regret never appreciating your hair and you are fucking bald " she never replied i forgot i sent it then found my mail to her when i was sober and apologised some absoloute fat troll winked at me n all, and i mean fat troll, she looked like bernard manning, i winked back at her for a laugh then she added me to her favourates so i can expect shes getting a FUCKOFF mail if she dont stop harassing me the ogre Quote:
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23rd February 2011, 10:11 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Dec 2010
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Re: zombie today
get some pics hoyed up pell la
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I would consider something like a director of football post. But I would do that for just one reason and that is to get myself back into full-time management. |
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23rd February 2011, 10:12 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: zombie today
nor
theres some proper hot ones mind, for some reason the website wont let them ones get in touch with me though |
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23rd February 2011, 10:12 AM
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Striker
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Durham
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Re: zombie today
iM TELLING YOU MAN, JUST GET TO THE PUB, THAT BARMAID WAS EYEING YOU UP!
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