A seagull just stole my breakfast!

Decided I would treat myself to a sausage sandwich this morning, only to walk out of Dicksons for a geet massive fucker to swoop down bit my hand and fly away with my sandwich

The horrible c.unts in Dicksons saw it all and wouldn't give me a new one!

[Arkle]

It's not really Dickson's responsibility once you've paid your money and left the shop. If the seagull had flown into the shop and nicked your sausage sandwich before you'd paid, it'd be different.

Seagulls seem to be doing this with increasing regularity...

[Pell]

reckon theres an old man sat on a hill somewhere in sunderland training seagulls to fetch him breakfast

[double maxim]

Originally Posted by Pell

reckon theres an old man sat on a hill somewhere in sunderland training seagulls to fetch him breakfast

fly my pretty, wa ha ha ha




















nom nom nom,

[peterleeyacker]

Originally Posted by Pell

reckon theres an old man sat on a hill somewhere in sunderland training seagulls to fetch him breakfast

yes his name is the tunstall hill birdman.

[Dr Mackem]

Originally Posted by Arkle

It's not really Dickson's responsibility once you've paid your money and left the shop. If the seagull had flown into the shop and nicked your sausage sandwich before you'd paid, it'd be different.

Seagulls seem to be doing this with increasing regularity...

I blame the the recession, be on the look out for a Sea-gull
with a sausage hanging out one side of it mouth looking like
hannibal out of the A-Team...!!!

Originally Posted by Pell

reckon theres an old man sat on a hill somewhere in sunderland training seagulls to fetch him breakfast

Canny well trained for it to get to Shields then

[Pell]

hes been trainin em for years mate they can go as far as doncaster n back

[safc4ever56]

Originally Posted by dan1990

Decided I would treat myself to a sausage sandwich this morning, only to walk out of Dicksons for a geet massive fucker to swoop down bit my hand and fly away with my sandwich

The horrible c.unts in Dicksons saw it all and wouldn't give me a new one!

Well I bet that was a TERN up for the Books

I'll get my coat

[peterleeyacker]

Originally Posted by dan1990

Canny well trained for it to get to Shields then

yes these seagulls can fly for hours before it will return for it's dinner.

Originally Posted by safc4ever56

Well I bet that was a TERN up for the Books

I'll get my coat

i bet he was puffin out of his arse given chase.