working with a villa fan

dazm · 22nd October 2010, 11:25 AM

I am working with a villa fan all day tomorrow and to make it worse i am missing the game because of it.

Trying to think of some good ways to wind him up....any ideas????

FrattonKid · 22nd October 2010, 11:26 AM

Curl one off in his brew.

oothefuknellsleeds · 22nd October 2010, 11:29 AM

whoopee cusion or the old electric shock handshake thingy

Mainze · 22nd October 2010, 11:31 AM

Desk full of sawdust.

Bielefelder · 22nd October 2010, 11:32 AM

Nah just remember the club that ultimately sent the unwashed down

dazm · 22nd October 2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by FrattonKid

Curl one off in his brew.

like it

Blyth · 22nd October 2010, 11:32 AM

Mouse trap chewing gum

dazm · 22nd October 2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Bielefelder

Nah just remember the club that ultimately sent the unwashed down

i often remind and thank him for that

22nd October 2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Bielefelder

Nah just remember the club that ultimately sent the unwashed down

exactly.

Hardly worth going to extreme lengths to wind him up only for Villa to stick 4 past us. Wait till after the game then you might have all the ammunition that you need.

Guinness Guzzler · 22nd October 2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by dazm

I am working with a villa fan all day tomorrow and to make it worse i am missing the game because of it.

Trying to think of some good ways to wind him up....any ideas????

you can always use this thing which I have been winding mags up with all week
http://www.hmcourts-service.gov.uk/c...ms/n1_0102.pdf

Just fill it in online, print it out, fill in the "courts use only" bit in pen, put it in an envelope and make it look like he is being sued by some bloke for something or other- on the second page, stick in some bit about being a villa bastard so he doesnt realise its a wind up until he's all anxious.

I sent one to a mag that works for one of our suppliers, telling him that his rude and offensive language at SJP had sickened some bloke as he had his young child with him, and he was being sued £3000 for emotional distress, plus court fees and solicitors fees- on the second page I added a comment that, if the mags were to sneak a win/ draw in the derby, an extra "black and white bastard" fee would be incurred, at which time he realised he was being wound up.