Haway lads, have some sense.
You don't think that FIFA want people like
you at their competitions do you, dear me
They moved it to South Africa to put you off, and that didn't work, so now they're trying Russia and a baking hot corner of somewhere most people will be looking up on Google.
They only want people who'll go and spend big money on the best hotels, behave and dress nicely.
Forget the World Cup, it's gone and it ain't coming back.