Originally Posted by Tomma
Not sure mate - if I'm going to be honest I was being a bit a bit of a flippant arse (ie if you wanted to avoid them getting wet, go swimming...sorry!), but actually could be a decent alternative!
I didn't get it, maybe some work on your delivery is needed.
Still, I fancy swimming now but not somewhere where I'll catch Syphilis - which probably rules out all public swimming pools.