2 years in prison-a mans story

RYHOPER1 · 23rd July 2010, 02:03 PM

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/view...opic_id=136858

For anyone whos bored its actually a pretty good read.

He was a literature student who got sent down for armed robbery, before he went to prison he made a post on a image board (forum), then followed it up once he got out.

Probably not work safe.

daveydavey · 23rd July 2010, 02:54 PM

I found it interesting mate, thanks.

Dogbark · 23rd July 2010, 03:47 PM

"One day he comes back for lock down, takes a hit and after a few minutes says - this isn't H, try it. And it turned out to be powdered MDMA, or Ecstacy. We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll get each other off.

We were good friends after that. He got out before me, and I definetly don' think I'll look him up."

rokerman · 23rd July 2010, 03:56 PM

Another good read is http://prison-diary.blogspot.com/

Young lad involved in car acident and got 12 months in HMP Durham.

The Situation · 23rd July 2010, 04:11 PM

Interesting stuff, thanks for posting.

23rd July 2010, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by rokerman

Another good read is http://prison-diary.blogspot.com/

Young lad involved in car acident and got 12 months in HMP Durham.

Must have been doing some speed for his car to do that. He's obviously been boasting on a forum as well the daft sod.

Banana Boy · 23rd July 2010, 06:04 PM

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10. The Smell

Prison smells like shit. Smells worse than shit. You know the smell you imagine jenkem to smell like? Imagine that, only it's being rubbed on the arm pits of a sweaty mexican and then his armpit pubes are being set fire too. It's that bad. No one flushes the fucking john. Ever. You know how clean prison looks in all the pictures? It is, because we spend all fucking day cleaning it. And then convicts just basically shit themselves for a laugh. I switched buses on the way back and sat next to this guy wearing cologne. I'm not gay (well, as not gay as you can be after being inside) but I got a boner as soon as I smelt it. Fucking amazing.

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He was actually a cool guy, apart from being an AIDs infected drug dealer inside for a double rape.

Wierd Valley Mackem · 23rd July 2010, 07:17 PM

Thats an amazing account of American Prison. Terrible!