Lad i know once did a runner from taxi and when the driver gave chase, he hoyed his shoe at him. Had to hop to rank next day and pay his fare to retrieve his shoe, the thick twat
A mate of mine was a taxi driver. Once a lad ran off without paying so he drove over him.
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