RTG Sunderland  Message Boards    
 
  • www.readytogo.net
  • www.a-love-supreme.com

  • Go Back   RTG Sunderland Message Boards > Sunderland Message Boards > SMB

    Notices

    Register and logon to remove this advert

    Closed Thread
     
    Thread Tools Display Modes
    Old 15th March 2011, 09:04 AM   #1
    Bob Fleming
    Striker
     
     
    Join Date: Jul 2002
    Location: Sydney
    Default Split Arses

    Every cunt I saw without lights on in the fog this morning was a woman. Ban them and crush their cars. It's for the best.
    __________________
    ....and so I gave her a pearl necklace
    Bob Fleming is offline  
    Old 15th March 2011, 09:07 AM   #2
    Daddyo
    Striker
     
     
    Join Date: Jun 2005
    Default Re: Split Arses

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bob Fleming View Post
    Every cunt I saw without lights on in the fog this morning was a woman. Ban them and crush their cars. It's for the best.
    Its true they are not the brightest.
    __________________
    Are we ready Clocks?
    Daddyo is offline  
    Old 15th March 2011, 09:10 AM   #3
    Heeeed the Ball
    Striker
     
     
    Join Date: Oct 2010
    Location: State of Panic
    Default Re: Split Arses

    Send them all round mine and I will sort them out..........after Ive bucked the lot of them
    __________________
    I asked my Mam who my Dad was and she said "some soldiers"....
    Heeeed the Ball is offline  
    Old 15th March 2011, 09:10 AM   #4
    Ramshanker
    Central Defender
     
     
    Join Date: Oct 2010
    Location: County Durham
    Default Re: Split Arses

    You should be concentrating on the road not checking the sex of other drivers....Bloody Pervert!
    __________________
    For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth. ~Hunter S. Thompson
    Ramshanker is offline  
    Old 15th March 2011, 09:12 AM   #5
    gizmoganzee
    Winger
     
     
    Join Date: May 2008
    Location: Gloucester
    Default Re: Split Arses

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bob Fleming View Post
    Every cunt I saw without lights on in the fog this morning was a woman. Ban them and crush their cars. It's for the best.
    You X-RN like, don't hear this term very often, Oh and yeah ban 'em too like
    __________________
    "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity"
    gizmoganzee is offline  
    Old 15th March 2011, 09:12 AM   #6
    zwartekat
    Winger
     
     
    Join Date: Apr 2010
    Location: End of Fulwell
    Default Re: Split Arses

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Bob Fleming View Post
    Every cunt I saw without lights on in the fog this morning was a woman. Ban them and crush their cars. It's for the best.
    Stands to reason really.
    zwartekat is offline  
    Old 15th March 2011, 09:23 AM   #7
    rey mysterio
    Central Defender
     
     
    Join Date: Oct 2010
    Location: Doxford Park/North Stand
    Default Re: Split Arses

    The Stagecoach number 4 I was on this morning nearly flattened some bird in her white car like who didn't have her lights on.

    Ban them from driving yes, but instead of crushing their cars give them to blokes (unless said car is a pink ka with flowers on it, then crush it twice)
    __________________
    Booyaka Booyaka 619
    rey mysterio is offline  
    Old 15th March 2011, 09:56 AM   #8
    Doctor Diesel
    Winger
     
     
    Join Date: Nov 2009
    Location: South Stand
    Default Re: Split Arses

    Ban them from any sort of machinery usage whatsoever. They are a danger to themselves and others and should only be trained in the proper use of washing machine, vacuum cleaner and iron.
    __________________
    "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine..."
    Doctor Diesel is online now  
    Closed Thread

    Bookmarks

    Thread Tools
    Display Modes

    Posting Rules
    You may not post new threads
    You may not post replies
    You may not post attachments
    You may not edit your posts

    BB code is On
    Smilies are On
    [IMG] code is On
    HTML code is Off

    Forum Jump


    All times are GMT +1. The time now is 01:22 AM.


    Powered by vBulletin
    Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
    Copyright © Ready To Go 1998-2013
    Page generated in 0.07873 seconds with 12 queries

    Partially Powered By Products Found At Lampwrights.com