Turns out that Newcastle United are deluded.

[not spavin]

I know - came as quite a shock to me too.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news...medium=twitter

[dirty bristow]

He'll never manage it as those shirts haven't got collars on, me best mate

[rocky]

"But let’s see in three or four years. Then, I see myself at the top, winning for example the World Cup in Brazil or the Ballon D’Or. Because I still have lots of dreams.”

I think you should concentrate on getting a game ahead of Ryan Taylor, Hatem me owld mucker.

[not spavin]

Originally Posted by dirty bristow

He'll never manage it as those shirts haven't got collars on, me best mate

I know pal, I know.

He'll have to stick to winning the Ballon D'Or in "three years time". Poor lad.

[kermode]

Think he'll have to find his way off the Mags bench first. Small steps Hatem. When Ryan Taylor is keeping you out of the side, you really shouldn't be thinking about the Balon D'Or

Originally Posted by rocky

"But let’s see in three or four years. Then, I see myself at the top, winning for example the World Cup in Brazil or the Ballon D’Or. Because I still have lots of dreams.”

I think you should concentrate on getting a game ahead of Ryan Taylor, Hatem me owld mucker.

Bastard, you got there first

[not spavin]

Originally Posted by kermode

Think he'll have to find his way off the Mags bench first. Small steps Hatem. When Ryan Taylor is keeping you out of the side, you really shouldn't be thinking about the Balon D'Or

What are you on about?

He's going to become the world's best player. He says so himself. Are you so blinded by rivalry that you think the world's best player shouldn't be awarded a prize by FIFA, just because he's a mag?

[Duke of Hendonshire]

Originally Posted by not spavin

I know - came as quite a shock to me too.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news...medium=twitter

They've spelt Afra wrong.

[molthemackem]

Originally Posted by not spavin

I know - came as quite a shock to me too.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news...medium=twitter

I didnt like Cantona for his antics but he (Ben awful) could not hold a stick to Cantona...Certainly he's a tadge deluded

[Dexter]

To be fair to him, he's already scored the best goal ever witnessed in the history of football this season when he beat 8 or 11 or 111 men and then smashed the ball into the top corner.

All he needs is to do that on an ever so slightly more consistent basis and they'll soon be calling Messi the 'Ben Arfa of Barcelona'.

[The Rolls Royce]

Originally Posted by Dexter

To be fair to him, he's already scored the best goal ever witnessed in the history of football this season when he beat 8 or 11 or 111 men and then smashed the ball into the top corner.

All he needs is to do that on an ever so slightly more consistent basis and they'll soon be calling Messi the 'Ben Arfa of Barcelona'.

He nutmegged Kieran Richardson too. Fuck off Messi I say.