Oh Happy Day

[Jasper]

Lets all be happy and give love.

Peace to all men. And some hairy women.

I need a chocolate cake.

[tunstall birdman]

Hey all ye sexy single fair sweet maidens who may be reading this, when that first Advent chocolate melts in your mouth just think it's how I would melt your heart, it's my birthday and I am the baby who was born by candle light in a power cut, as the romance of eating the first chocolate in the dark lit up the hearts of many ladies at the time...the birdman arrived on this earth to keep romance alive!

[Mr Redknapp]

Originally Posted by tunstall birdman

Hey all ye sexy single fair sweet maidens who may be reading this, when that first Advent chocolate melts in your mouth just think it's how I would melt your heart, it's my birthday and I am the baby who was born by candle light in a power cut, as the romance of eating the first chocolate in the dark lit up the hearts of many ladies at the time...the birdman arrived on this earth to keep romance alive!

Its nice to see that sort of chivalry dont think lasses wanted it these days though

[mini-x2]

Originally Posted by tunstall birdman

Hey all ye sexy single fair sweet maidens who may be reading this, when that first Advent chocolate melts in your mouth just think it's how I would melt your heart, it's my birthday and I am the baby who was born by candle light in a power cut, as the romance of eating the first chocolate in the dark lit up the hearts of many ladies at the time...the birdman arrived on this earth to keep romance alive!

If only you'd practice this wonderful prose on an actual woman instead of letting it loose to a load of nutters on an internet forum you may eventually seal the deal one day.

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by Mr Redknapp

Its nice to see that sort of chivalry dont think lasses wanted it these days though

They will once they receive the authentic taste of real romance, my one man revolution to make them sigh and swoon has begun

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by mini-x2

If only you'd practice this wonderful prose on an actual woman instead of letting it loose to a load of nutters on an internet forum you may eventually seal the deal one day.

[oROSSo]

.........AND, it's Pells birthday!

[BeadyEye]

Originally Posted by oROSSo

.........AND, it's Pells birthday!

How old is the cock rat

[Mr Redknapp]

Originally Posted by tunstall birdman

They will once they receive the authentic taste of real romance, my one man revolution to make them sigh and swoon has begun

Barry White and red wine?

Originally Posted by oROSSo

.........AND, it's Pells birthday!

happy birthday pell you old sausage.

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by oROSSo

.........AND, it's Pells birthday!

Aye it is, I forgot about that, .....we are like two peas in a crazy pod