Hey Brain....

[Life's A Pitch]

Me: "Hey brain....."

My brain: "Yes?"

Me: "Can you tell my hands to pick up the salt and pour a bit on my chips?"

My brain: "Sure, hold on.... - Oi, hands, pick up the sugar and pour it on those chips.... I think that's what he said"

My hands: "Ok"

Me: "Braaaaain..... why is there SUGAR on my chips?!"

My brain: "Thats what you said wasn't it? Anyway the hands did it!"

My hands: "Hey don't look at us we only did what he said"

Me: "You three are TOTAL dicks"

[chunkylover53]

and they say LSD is for losers

[Pell]

[Dangly Ham]

[Mackem00]

Well cheers Pell, that image has both aroused and angered me.

[WillD]

Originally Posted by Pell

Cheers fella, know I remember where I parked my bike.

[super-niall]

[King Niall]

somebody on the sauce early

[Sneech]

Originally Posted by Life's A Pitch

Me: "Hey brain....."

My brain: "Yes?"

Me: "Can you tell my hands to pick up the salt and pour a bit on my chips?"

My brain: "Sure, hold on.... - Oi, hands, pick up the sugar and pour it on those chips.... I think that's what he said"

My hands: "Ok"

Me: "Braaaaain..... why is there SUGAR on my chips?!"

My brain: "Thats what you said wasn't it? Anyway the hands did it!"

My hands: "Hey don't look at us we only did what he said"

Me: "You three are TOTAL dicks"

On the Coast 2 coast last year, stopped at this cafe and these two old blokes were sitting on the same table as me, one put about half a ton of salt on his broth, and the second he finished his mate said 'Thats sugar mind'

[Life's A Pitch]

Originally Posted by Sneech

On the Coast 2 coast last year, stopped at this cafe and these two old blokes were sitting on the same table as me, one put about half a ton of salt on his broth, and the second he finished his mate said 'Thats sugar mind'

[insert animated gif of Kerry Katona here]