Originally Posted by Life's A Pitch
Me: "Hey brain....."
My brain: "Yes?"
Me: "Can you tell my hands to pick up the salt and pour a bit on my chips?"
My brain: "Sure, hold on.... - Oi, hands, pick up the sugar and pour it on those chips.... I think that's what he said"
My hands: "Ok"
Me: "Braaaaain..... why is there SUGAR on my chips?!"
My brain: "Thats what you said wasn't it? Anyway the hands did it!"
My hands: "Hey don't look at us we only did what he said"
Me: "You three are TOTAL dicks"
On the Coast 2 coast last year, stopped at this cafe and these two old blokes were sitting on the same table as me, one put about half a ton of salt on his broth, and the second he finished his mate said 'Thats sugar mind'