You know you should give the SMB a break when...

[Sideshow Bob2]

You see a shed competition and immediately think of a 22 year old from Wheatley Hill. Who has a girlfriend.

You come rediculously close to mentioning Stewart10 to a fit lass who says 'I concur' a lot.

Whenever you see the word Malta, you can't help smiling!

[steved]

Originally Posted by Isambard

Whenever you see the word Malta, you can't help smiling!

or justin for that matter, or when u hear windy

You can't help a quiet snigger when you see roast parsnips served with your Sunday lunch.....

[Old Prestonian]

Originally Posted by Sideshow Bob2

You see a shed competition and immediately think of a 22 year old from Wheatley Hill. Who has a girlfriend.

Is her name Donna ?

[Bob Fleming]

You take photographs of white dog shit and explain to anyone passing why you don't see it around too often these days.

[Pete B]

When Gards had Michael Jacksons police mug shot as his avatar, everytime I saw it on TV I thought "HE IS GARDS"

[not spavin]

You can't understand why people find your use of the word 'pissflaps' offensive.

[Sideshow Bob2]

Every time you see Epping on a map or a league table, you think of THAT avatar.

[Epping]

when you no longer have real mates.. just mates off the board..