Life under the tories

[Liz]

For those of you who don't remember, life is going to be all gruel and ragged trousers from now on.

So batten down the hatches.

[not spavin]

It's ConLib.

That means that they whips they'll use to beat the poor will be made from ethically sourced hemp.

Chins will be banned for fear of offending the chinless toffs.

[Arthur Mullardo]

we know theres £80bn to cut over 4 years...thats just to get things back to the 3% overspent limit...so they might go further over time...
They promised a cut overnight...that'll probably be something to do with ID cards..

[not spavin]

Originally Posted by Arthur Mullardo

we know theres £80bn to cut over 4 years...thats just to get things back to the 3% overspent limit...so they might go further over time...
They promised a cut overnight...that'll probably be something to do with ID cards..

They are selling Northern England to the Saudis.

[Stevie Freestein II]

At least I'll get one warm meal a day from the soup kitchens.

Going to be loads of strikes so get on holiday soonish.

Never forget

[Kborom]

Someone has to clean up labour's mess.

[jaxaxe]

Originally Posted by not spavin

They are selling Northern England to the Saudis.

We'll be better off under the Saudis.

At least they'll only cut our hand off when we steal bread.

[Cee Jay]

Originally Posted by Liz

For those of you who don't remember, life is going to be all gruel and ragged trousers from now on.

So batten down the hatches.

could have been worse...with the majority they were expecting things could have been a lot grimmer.

[Arthur Mullardo]

Originally Posted by not spavin

They are selling Northern England to the Saudis.

they've already mentioned selling the banks...but the Times reckons if Lloyds doubles in share price it'll be worth £50bn..
bad move selling too quickly....but wouldn't put it past them...didn't bother them when all the Utilities were sold off...