Worst holiday you've ever had

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Kavos for me in 93 with the lads.
Still had a good time but the place was an absolute hell-hole.
A proper slum and the birds were minging.

[DoctorMick]

Sunny Beach Bulgaria with the lads, about 2005 I think. Still had a good laugh but the place was a shit hole and not really ideal for a lads holiday.

[Nee Onions Mate]

Peurto Vallarta (sp) about 95ish on my first and last all inclusive thingy.

Was with a bird I was seeing at the time and she was a right radge packet, always shouting and bawling for nee reason plus the food was shite and the beer was shite (you had to pay for the decent stuff).
She wouldn't go out of the hotel because "we've paid for it". I ended up flying home atfer the first week and leaving her to it.
Strangely I haven't seen her since. She had big tits tho'

[Bob Fleming]

Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Peurto Vallarta (sp) about 95ish on my first and last all inclusive thingy.

Was with a bird I was seeing at the time and she was a right radge packet, always shouting and bawling for nee reason plus the food was shite and the beer was shite (you had to pay for the decent stuff).
She wouldn't go out of the hotel because "we've paid for it". I ended up flying home atfer the first week and leaving her to it.
Strangely I haven't seen her since. She had big tits tho'

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Mind I think All Inclusive has come a long way since then.

[Quench]

Some godforsaken "resort" in Spain a couple of years ago - It was like living on a home counties housing estate in 40 degree heat. Not a single spaniard in sight and all of the pubs / eating places were English / Irish themed. Horrific

[Nee Onions Mate]

Originally Posted by Bob Fleming

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Mind I think All Inclusive has come a long way since then.

It's had a lasting effect on me mate. I should try it again to to exorcise the ghosts, so to speak.

[dirty bristow]

Malia 1992, one lad got a shotgun placed on his forehead, the rest of us merely got threatened with bowie knives.

[Le Chuck]

Originally Posted by Nee Onions Mate

Peurto Vallarta (sp) about 95ish on my first and last all inclusive thingy.

Was with a bird I was seeing at the time and she was a right radge packet, always shouting and bawling for nee reason plus the food was shite and the beer was shite (you had to pay for the decent stuff).
She wouldn't go out of the hotel because "we've paid for it". I ended up flying home atfer the first week and leaving her to it.
Strangely I haven't seen her since. She had big tits tho'

ditto, different location & was only a week, so saw it out, but pretty much the same for everything else (including the big tits)

[SW-Durham Mackem]

Never had a bad one. I'll make the most of anything aslong as theres a bar.

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Originally Posted by dirty bristow

Malia 1992, one lad got a shotgun placed on his forehead

This happened to us in Kavos.
To cut a long story short one of the lads crashed his scooter into a stall and got charged a fucking fortune after getting the gun on head treatment.
Anyway, he hired another one and did a 'Jimmy' over a cliff.
We ended up hiding in the airport bogs after a load of them followed us on the last day.