Not good jokes by any means, but three that for some unfathomable reason have stuck in my mind were from the Keegan era.
Not funny but I shall relay them anyway.
Keegan is giving a team Meeting and tells the team he's bringing some new faces in.
Peter Beardsley puts his hand up and says "Can I have one boss?"
Keegan takes his players out for a sunday dinner. The waiter comes over and asks, "Would you like the beef?"
Keegan replies "Yes",
"And the Vegetables?"
Keegan, "Yes they'll have the same".
Keegan takes his players on a ship. The ships captain comes over holding his nose and says "Jesus, someone's shit on the deck".
Darren Peacock shouts up "Yeah, but I'm fucking good in the air".