Anyone Speak French?

[rockaway]

Looking for a translation for a job at work, something to do with a CCTV system on a ferry... the whole bastard thing is in French so could someone be a dear and translate it for me please? Just a pdf file nowt malicious or owt.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mz4519mmh2zuikq

I'll get yer a couple of pints in for the trouble if you're in the Sunderland / Durham area.

As always i expect some pisstaking, so be original...

[Boris Bear]

Oui

[oROSSo]

oui

[Rotwurst]

Bonjour

[rokerman]

Can't you stick it through Babelfish?

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

[wor kid telt me]

Urn der twa

[rockaway]

Originally Posted by rokerman

Can't you stick it through Babelfish?

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

If it wasn't a PDF aye.

[RestlessNatives]

I once convinced the lads at work I could speak French as we were getting a new French Project Manager. They got me to speak French so I came out with a load of random words I remembered from school. They were convinced but when she started, they got me to repeat it to her.
Instead of owning up I rattled it off again. She looked a bit confused then laughed and told everyone I had just said "The dog is under the library and he is wearing a hat."

[Spot]

ja bin ich fließend mit der französischen Sprache, wie ich helfe kann

[rokerman]

Originally Posted by rockaway

If it wasn't a PDF aye.

There's ways round that. Have you got Photoshop? You can open it in that and grab the text.