Farewell Darren Bent Song?

[General Zod]

Just tweaking the words to (I think) Dangermows' original to the tune of Disney's Robin Hood: -

Darren Bent's a lying bastard
Darren Bent is full of sh!t
He had our trust
But now he's sussed
The Greedy fu-king c**t

[Dangly Ham]

Originally Posted by General Zod

Just tweaking the words to (I think) Dangermows' original to the tune of Disney's Robin Hood: -

Darren Bent's a lying bastard
Darren Bent is full of sh!t
He had our trust
But now he's sussed
The Greedy fu-king c**t

I'd rather sing songs that support our current players.

[Giddup Sausage!]

I'd rather everyone sat on their hands and occassionally clapped a good pass only.

[Jersey_Mackem]

What we need is a tune for one the other team starts signing...

Where's your Benty gone
Where's yoourrr Benty gone

[Giddup Sausage!]

Originally Posted by Jersey_Mackem

What we need is a tune for one the other team starts signing...

Where's your Benty gone
Where's yoourrr Benty gone

He's gone to Villa
He's gone to Villa
You think kunts, don't you read the papers or watch sky news?

[julies legs]

Daren Bents as fast as lightning
Daren Bents a loyal black cat
Then he saw the cash so he did a nash
The greedy f*cking tw*t...

[dixonsafc]

Originally Posted by julies legs

Daren Bents as fast as lightning
Daren Bents a loyal black cat
Then he saw the cash so he did a nash
The greedy f*cking tw*t...

How specifically do you 'do a nash'?

Just out of curiosity.

[julies legs]

Originally Posted by dixonsafc

How specifically do you 'do a nash'?

Just out of curiosity.

Yer just sort of get up n go.Like yer nash off.

[consectatio]

Originally Posted by Jersey_Mackem

What we need is a tune for one the other team starts signing...

Where's your Benty gone
Where's yoourrr Benty gone

Breaking out an old classic..........

who needs darren bent when weve got ......................... ........

[TSL]

Originally Posted by julies legs

Yer just sort of get up n go.Like yer nash off.

I once got noshed off. Is that similar?