Plastic Mags in Murton

longtimelurker · 8th April 2012, 07:10 PM

My mate is currently having his house rendered by a local bloke, and made the mistake of assuming he was a Sunderland fan, after hearing the fella discussing football.

He didn't appreciate this, and when questioned as to why he followed NUFC instead of his local team, he responded by asking my mate what is on his address... He justifies his 'glory' hunting choice by calling Tyne and Wear Tyne and Where. As in the Wear does not exist, and reckons he lives in Tyneside!

Disgraceful and cringeworthy from a bloke in his late 50's! He also says that the true local club to the area is Darlo?!

If I hear him on about footy when I am over there, I'll not be able to resist saying something. Prick!

Gucci Massive · 8th April 2012, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtimelurker

My mate is currently having his house rendered by a local bloke, and made the mistake of assuming he was a Sunderland fan, after hearing the fella discussing football.

He didn't appreciate this, and when questioned as to why he followed NUFC instead of his local team, he responded by asking my mate what is on his address... He justifies his 'glory' hunting choice by calling Tyne and Wear Tyne and Where. As in the Wear does not exist, and reckons he lives in Tyneside!

Disgraceful and cringeworthy from a bloke in his late 50's! He also says that the true local club to the area is Darlo?!

If I hear him on about footy when I am over there, I'll not be able to resist saying something. Prick!

In his 50's. Heart attacks are common at that age...

vinegar hill · 8th April 2012, 07:18 PM

Just nut the fucker

martyftm · 8th April 2012, 07:19 PM

Get SeahamFTM over there now!!

KNGHTHOOD · 8th April 2012, 07:32 PM

Not heard the advert on the local radio's "Shop at Dalton Park Murton", just outside Newcastle"

ftm1971 · 8th April 2012, 08:44 PM

Fucking prick

Never mind, enjoy this vid of our fantastic fans going mad at the scum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSwC6...ure=plpp_video

bongo · 8th April 2012, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtimelurker

My mate is currently having his house rendered by a local bloke, and made the mistake of assuming he was a Sunderland fan, after hearing the fella discussing football.

He didn't appreciate this, and when questioned as to why he followed NUFC instead of his local team, he responded by asking my mate what is on his address... He justifies his 'glory' hunting choice by calling Tyne and Wear Tyne and Where. As in the Wear does not exist, and reckons he lives in Tyneside!

Disgraceful and cringeworthy from a bloke in his late 50's! He also says that the true local club to the area is Darlo?!

If I hear him on about footy when I am over there, I'll not be able to resist saying something. Prick!

Tell him he's in County Durham and to STFU.

cluffy · 8th April 2012, 08:51 PM

Is 'Plastic Mags In Murton' not a Half Man Half Biscuit song?

Barnacle Boy · 8th April 2012, 08:55 PM

Plastic? They haven't even discovered bronze in Murton yet

iansun · 8th April 2012, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by longtimelurker

My mate is currently having his house rendered by a local bloke, and made the mistake of assuming he was a Sunderland fan, after hearing the fella discussing football.

He didn't appreciate this, and when questioned as to why he followed NUFC instead of his local team, he responded by asking my mate what is on his address... He justifies his 'glory' hunting choice by calling Tyne and Wear Tyne and Where. As in the Wear does not exist, and reckons he lives in Tyneside!

Disgraceful and cringeworthy from a bloke in his late 50's! He also says that the true local club to the area is Darlo?!

If I hear him on about footy when I am over there, I'll not be able to resist saying something. Prick!

he should have plotted the twat