Things women say part 556544499......

[Royston Vasey]

Discussion about HD between friends on facebook - this bird says "I've had HD for months now but don't have a HD telly - the picture is only marginally better"

[joemcdokes]

A lad who my mate knows never realised his TV wasn't HD having told his mates how great the picture was, which one of them pointed out to him.

So it's not just women.

[Scott1CG]

Watching the match last week, me mam asks who my " favourite " player is, so i say, Gordon. She asks where he's from and i say Scotland, she then says, " Why doesn't he play for England? ", My reply " Because he's Scottish.. ", she then says, " Well it's the same thing, isn't it? "... Jesus.

[Sideshow Bob2]

Originally Posted by Scott1CG

Watching the match last week, me mam asks who my " favourite " player is, so i say, Gordon. She asks where he's from and i say Scotland, she then says, " Why doesn't he play for England? ", My reply " Because he's Scottish.. ", she then says, " Well it's the same thing, isn't it? "... Jesus.

Had a 30 minute argument with one of my mates at Christmas. Six of us trying to convince him that England and Scotland were separate parts of the United Kingdom.

We're not doing very well at this, are we?

[Pell]

my lass asked if ronaldo played for england and when i told her no cos he is portugese she asked why that makes a difference

[stewart10]

my sister in law said just 3 weeks ago, oh there's an oil spill, better not get my petrol from BP then!

It's only been happening for months!!!!

[Julio_legend]

on the hd thing, my dad did something similar. we'd just bought our hd tv and were getting sky hd installed. the sky man was giving us a demonstration, and put on skysports hd1, and my dad said "wow, that's such a better picture. it's so clear.." and it wasn't even in hd

[The Continuing Story]

My lass asked "When Newton discovery gravity how did he know it was called that?"

"What do you mean dear?"

"Well it could have been any name but he knew it was called gravity. Its amazing"

[Arkle]

Originally Posted by The Continuing Story

My lass asked "When Newton discovery gravity how did he know it was called that?"

"What do you mean dear?"

"Well it could have been any name but he knew it was called gravity. Its amazing"

Here's your answer... at the time when Newton was hit on the head by an apple, he was holding a cup of gravy in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. The apple caused him to spill both into the same bowl causing a mixture he christened gravytea. As this mixture was instrumental in his key discovery, he called the force holding us on the earth gravytea as well. The spelling and pronunciation have changed a bit but that's the basic story.

if he'd discovered it 2 weeks earlier, we'd be weighed to the ground by monkeyurinebeer incidentally.

[Epping]

Originally Posted by Arkle

Here's your answer... at the time when Newton was hit on the head by an apple, he was holding a cup of gravy in one hand and a cup of tea in the other. The apple caused him to spill both into the same bowl causing a mixture he christened gravytea. As this mixture was instrumental in his key discovery, he called the force holding us on the earth gravytea as well. The spelling and pronunciation have changed a bit but that's the basic story.

if he'd discovered it 2 weeks earlier, we'd be weighed to the ground by monkeyurinebeer incidentally.

ooo you clever bugger.

I'd have never have known that.. wait til the next quixz night.. I'll show them