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    Old 22nd February 2011, 09:17 PM   #1
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    Mad as a box of frogs (Gaddafi)

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    Old 22nd February 2011, 09:18 PM   #2
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    sick as a nuns chuff
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    Old 22nd February 2011, 09:20 PM   #3
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    Mad as a box of frogs (Gaddafi)

    Dry as a nuns cnut
    Dry as an Arab's sandal
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    Old 22nd February 2011, 09:22 PM   #4
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    As funny as a cold sweat followed by pains down the left arm.
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    Old 22nd February 2011, 09:22 PM   #5
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    Dry as a dingos dipstick

    Wet as an Otters pocket

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    Old 22nd February 2011, 09:24 PM   #6
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    fanny like a clowns pocket
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    Old 22nd February 2011, 09:28 PM   #7
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    Fanny like Brian Mays plug'ole
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    Old 22nd February 2011, 09:29 PM   #8
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    Thick as school custard
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    Old 22nd February 2011, 09:30 PM   #9
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    Old 22nd February 2011, 09:35 PM   #10
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    Sweating like a fat lass in a sauna.
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