looking after small kids

[walter mitty]

and seeing brown smudge marks up the wall

i really hope thats the penguin i gave you earlier , i really do

[Son of Rex]

Originally Posted by walter mitty

and seeing brown smudge marks up the wall

i really hope thats the penguin i gave you earlier , i really do

unless your kids can levitate and wipe their arse on the wall I think you're safe.

How many you looking after?

[Cockney Mackem]

FFS - this bloke's an amateur.

Suggest playing hide and seek. You're it.

Take ages finding them.

[walter mitty]

Originally Posted by Cockney Mackem

FFS - this bloke's an amateur.

Suggest playing hide and seek. You're it.

Take ages finding them.

got that one sorted, the advantages of having a large garden

Originally Posted by Son of Rex

unless your kids can levitate and wipe their arse on the wall I think you're safe.

How many you looking after?

just my daughter , my sons at a school then at his cousins

[Spot]

Originally Posted by walter mitty

and seeing brown smudge marks up the wall

i really hope thats the penguin i gave you earlier , i really do

monkey see monkey do

[Pell]

bit dangerous giving an animal to kids that young mate

[walter mitty]

Originally Posted by Pell

bit dangerous giving an animal to kids that young mate

i had to choose, no way i was gonna look after a penguin and a kid

smart play i reckon

[botafogo]

have a look at Josef Fritzl "Guide to modern parenting"

[mackemindatoon]

my lasses little lad came downstairs yesterday and said to his mam "mammy i fell off the toilet while i was having a poo and there is poo on the toilet seat" so i thought ahh it'll be alright just a little smudge. He'd obviously tried to wipe it off by hisself and smeared it all round the seat, fucking nee way i was cleaning that up like