Womes's bits and teeth........

[Rickybilly]

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is standing outside of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to come out . While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's
skirt.

"Get your Hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky
stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.

When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend.

One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over
for a little action.
After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says,

"You know, you could go a little further if you want." What do you mean?" he
asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing
to her crotch.

"Hell no," he cries, "You've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as Teeth
down there!"


"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With
that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a
little peek

"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women have
teeth down there."


"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties,
throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I
DON'T have any teeth down there.."



The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the state of those gums, I'm not feckin surprised!"

[consettsafc]

Full Madone

[Visions]

Good one that

[nandos sonic sauce]

[Epping]

never saw that punchline coming

eeeh billy lad.. get your act togehter

[tunstall birdman]

Reminds me of one.

Tazan meets jane for the first time. When she asks if he's ever had a woman he replies "No", she asks "what do you do for a shag?" , he replies "I shag holes in trees.. So she lies down takes her draws off and opens her legs and say's "stick you willy in this". Tazan runs up and boots her reet in the fanny git hard. When she shouts "Arrrgh, what did you do that for?" He replies "Just checking for squirrels".

[anewloginapparently]

[errant]

Originally Posted by tunstall birdman

Reminds me of one.

Tazan meets jane for the first time. When she asks if he's ever had a woman he replies "No", she asks "what do you do for a shag?" , he replies "I shag a holes in trees.. So he lies down takes her draws off and opens her legs and say's "stick you willy in this". Tazan runs up and boots her reet in the fanny git hard. When she shouts "Arrrgh, what did you do that for?" He replies "Just checking for squirrels".

better...

[Rickybilly]

Originally Posted by Epping

never saw that punchline coming

eeeh billy lad.. get your act togehter

Thats because you are a gynaecologist though................... .......

[Epping]

Originally Posted by Rickybilly

Thats because you are a gynaecologist though................... .......

Been known to decorate the hallway through the letter box...