Are you a good dancer or a bad dancer?

[LeicesterMackem]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11223473

I need about 27 pints before I dance, so I'm more like the second one

[refuse/resist]

im like john travolta after a couple

[Arkle]

Originally Posted by refuse/resist

im like john travolta after a couple

Fat and into a strange religion?

[Dave Alderson]

Neither, I'm an absolutely shocking dancer, whether I've had one pint or a dozen

[mini-x2]

Bad, mostly.

[Pell]

a few years back i was in a bar in newcastle
had a free bar so was pretty tanked up by this point and heard cheering over by the dancefloor
we couldnt really see it as there was a large crowd / lots of smoke-machine smoke
so we went upstairs and looked down on it
was a dance off competition going on and the DJ was randomly plucking people out the crowd to get up and dance
so we had a few more drinks and then went to watch from the edge of the floor

" next up... you! you with the hair! "
my mate pushes me onto the dancefloor and all eyes are on me
i cant really see people as im drunk / lots of smoke around
i kick out some moves
theres some body popping, some kossack style dancing and some tricks i learnt from pj & duncans performance of lets get ready to rumble on an xmas top of the pops
i think im AWESOME
really going for it
then he calls a DWARF onto the floor to dance off with me
i cant compete
this little shit has it all, charisma, flexibility, large head,
i stumble out of the smoke and as i focus on the crowd i see the faces
the laughter
the pointing
and my mate
stoney-faced and looking beyond me
totally ignoring my presence
he wouldnt acknowledge me until we were away from the dancefloor as i had shamed him

[Harry Angstrom]

Originally Posted by mini-x2

Bad, mostly.

I find this hard to believe, unless it's false modesty. I cannot imagine such a cool scenester like youself not being able to dance in a more than adequate manner.

Me, I'm brilliant when pissed.

[consettsafc]

Dancing grand-dad now, enough said.

[double maxim]

Originally Posted by refuse/resist

im like john travolta after a couple

i'm like john travolta after a stroke

[Harry Angstrom]

Originally Posted by consettsafc

Dancing grand-dad now, enough said.

The best grandad dancing I saw was when I went to see The Beach Boys (well one of them) at the City Hall. I was almost crying it was that bad (good)