Jungle Ryder on Twitter.

[futurerehabvictim]

Canny.

http://twitter.com/JungleRyder

Just watched those twats try and light a fire by rubbing two sticks together while I'm sat on my arse smoking a Lambert. Need a light boys?

Linford said jumping from the plane was the ultimate fuckin high. 6 hrs, 2 Catherine wheels and a bong later he's changed his mind. HeheHey!

Jungle secret. Lembit is a pillhead. The reason he has such a fucked up chin is from all the gurning. Enjoy the trial shithead! HeheHey!

[Banana Boy]

It was a long fucking way up there in the helicopter, but I've been a lot fucking higher

Got excited playing Not The 10 o'clock News when Ant said wait for the Bong. I'm still fucking waiting mate. Geordie prick tease. HeheHey!

If Aggro make this plane jump I will be fucking impressed, I swopped his parachute for a kilo of Charlie. HeheHey!

Fuck me, I didn't realise THE fucking Aggro Santos was here! Who the Fucking twatting shit is Aggro Santos? Call the Cops!