Geese

[Crook Mackem]

Proper taking over the ponds / rivers / lakes of the north east. Barely a duck to be seen these days just these monsterous hissing geese efforts.

Where the fuck have they all come from these last couple of years

[Stevie Freestein II]

Originally Posted by Crook Mackem

Proper taking over the ponds / rivers / lakes of the north east. Barely a duck to be seen these days just these monsterous hissing geese efforts.

Where the fuck have they all come from these last couple of years

Eastern Europe.

[Crook Mackem]

Originally Posted by Stevie Freestein II

Eastern Europe.

If only we could find a loony on a FLT to clean a few out

[tunstall birdman]

My niece like Geese

[Frente Bokeron 1986]

Originally Posted by Stevie Freestein II

Eastern Europe.

And about as much use as a Polish Brickie.

[Stevie Freestein II]

Originally Posted by Frente Bokeron 1986

And about as much use as a Polish Brickie.

They (geese) can be a nightmare when you're trying to manouvre past them on a canal towpath.

It's about this time of the year that their goslings are born IIRC, and they post sentries on either side of the gang that are total mentalists.

[Crook Mackem]

Originally Posted by Stevie Freestein II

They (geese) can be a nightmare when you're trying to manouvre past them on a canal towpath.

It's about this time of the year that their goslings are born IIRC, and they post sentries on either side of the gang that are total mentalists.

Yeh, there was some in that park at Penshaw like that today, going schizo every time you went near them, vicious little bastards. The goslings were tucked in the middle scranning all the bread that me and the bairn had took for the ducks

[Ena Sharples]

Once found a Mallards nest, 30 feet up an oak tree

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by Ena Sharples

Once found a Mallards nest, 30 feet up an oak tree

Arthur?

[Frente Bokeron 1986]

Originally Posted by Stevie Freestein II

They (geese) can be a nightmare when you're trying to manouvre past them on a canal towpath.

It's about this time of the year that their goslings are born IIRC, and they post sentries on either side of the gang that are total mentalists.

I used to have a goose in the park that used to chase me (And only me).
Well it wasn't mine, it just lived there. (Near the park, not in it LOL).

Every time I walked through the park, it ran straight at me, hissing and snapping at my legs. It NEVER bothered anybody else.

Call me a conspiracy-theorist all you like.
But it only started bothering me, after I bought a Barbour Jacket.

No shit.
But after it had attacked me in my Barbour, after that it would attack me whatever I wore.
And I did have to walk through the park, to get from where I lived to the pub.

People may not believe this. But I do have back-up on this story.