Joke

[black-cat]

Two IRISH MEN were looking at a mail order catalogue and admiring the models.





One says to the other,
'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'





The second one replies,
'Yes, they are very beautiful.
And look at the price!'



The first one says, with wide eyes,
'Wow, they aren't very expensive.
At this price, I'm buying one.'



The second one smiles and pats him on the back.
'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful
As she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.'



Three weeks later,
The youngest redneck IRISHMAN asks his friend,
'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered
From the catalogue?'



The second IRISHMAN replies......





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'No, but it shouldn't be long now.
She sent all her clothes yesterday!

[tunstall birdman]

You need to get out more.

[Heeeed the Ball]

[Pell]

:D love these threads
shit jokes if it werent for the daft pics

[knarfw]

[boydysafc]

Originally Posted by knarfw

If i shit something like that, I woud end my life

[LadyMuck]

I dont get it! :-/

[WheyHey]

My Irish cousin spent ages on his computer registering on one of those dating sites.

So far all they have done is send him a catalogue full of power tools and nails and stuff.


For Lady Muck see white text

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[LadyMuck]

Originally Posted by WheyHey

My Irish cousin spent ages on his computer registering on one of those dating sites.

So far all they have done is send him a catalogue full of power tools and nails and stuff.


For Lady Muck see white text

SCREWFIX

After reading your white text...I am more confused!

[WheyHey]

Originally Posted by LadyMuck

After reading your white text...I am more confused!

Dear God