Friday joke. I've got my coat.

[ouro]

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.
The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

[hutch]

Originally Posted by ouro

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.
The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

and?

[RTRsBM]

Originally Posted by ouro

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.
The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

absolute class

[california_surf]

[mini-x2]

Originally Posted by ouro

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.
The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

Nicked from Popbitch.

[Wilfy]

[Teed]

It's amazing how much truth is spoken in jest.

[Daydream Believer]

Originally Posted by ouro

A banker, a Daily Mail reader, and a benefits claimant are sitting at a table sharing a plate of 12 biscuits.
The banker takes 11 of them and says to the Daily Mail reader "Watch out for the benefits claimant - he wants your biscuit"

[ouro]

Originally Posted by mini-x2

Nicked from Popbitch.

Well aye, I don't make them up myself.

[mini-x2]

Originally Posted by ouro

Well aye, I don't make them up myself.

To be fair, Popbitch always have cracking jokes.
I couldn't bring myself to post the Gary Glitter one from last week like.