Poetry Corner

[mini-x2]

I Hate People

See them walking down the street
Saying words like 'Mint' and 'Neat'
I feel a wave of disgust and bile
Their fashion sense is rather vile
Look at me I'll take your face off
I bet you bought those shit-kickers at ASOS
Modelling themselves on JLS
I bet they've never even heard of Ellesse
Suppose it's time to be blunt
Why is everyone a c*nt

FIN.

[RichardW]

Originally Posted by mini-x2

I Hate People

See them walking down the street
Saying words like 'Mint' and 'Neat'
I feel a wave of disgust and bile
Their fashion sense is rather vile
Look at me I'll take your face off
I bet you bought those shit-kickers at ASOS
Modelling themselves on JLS
I bet they've never even heard of Ellesse
Suppose it's time to be blunt
Why is everyone a c*nt

FIN.

A shorter version:

To know, know, know you
Is to love, love, love you
And I don't

(probably copyright of some Liverpool poet of 1960s - Adrian Henri or Roger McGough perhaps)

[mini-x2]

Originally Posted by RichardW

A shorter version:

To know, know, know you
Is to love, love, love you
And I don't

(probably copyright of some Liverpool poet of 1960s - Adrian Henri or Roger McGough perhaps)

I like it.

[Son of Rex]

can't wait for TB and pell

[Roid]

Originally Posted by mini-x2

I Hate People

See them walking down the street
Saying words like 'Mint' and 'Neat'
I feel a wave of disgust and bile
Their fashion sense is rather vile
Look at me I'll take your face off
I bet you bought those shit-kickers at ASOS
Modelling themselves on JLS
I bet they've never even heard of Ellesse
Suppose it's time to be blunt
Why is everyone a c*nt

FIN.

[girojim]

Originally Posted by Son of Rex

can't wait for TB and pell

pells banned

[mini-x2]

Originally Posted by Roid

I know who you are remember.

[Stevie Freestein II]

Originally Posted by RichardW

A shorter version:

To know, know, know you
Is to love, love, love you
And I don't

(probably copyright of some Liverpool poet of 1960s - Adrian Henri or Roger McGough perhaps)

It was Beautiful Stranger by Madonna.

[Wilfy]

Originally Posted by Stevie Freestein II

It was Beautiful Stranger by Madonna.

Thowt it was Bobby Vinton.

[Stevie Freestein II]

Originally Posted by Wilfy

Thowt it was Bobby Vinton.

Might be.

Today by SF2

Today I was happy
Until I was cut up by an Audi driver.
'Imagine' was on radio 2 and
I was singing along, loving all of mankind.
But the beast in the German car spoilt my day.
Perhaps it was Hitler reincarnated or
Maybe just someone in a rush who listens to radio 1.
I now imagine an axe through his head.