Somewhere to go today

[Marty Moose]

Been off work this week and obviously it's been pissing it down incessantly. Three days in and I've got cabin fever and the three month old baby is kicking off most of the day. Need somewhere family friendly to get out of the house for a couple of hours to settle her down that is out of the shit weather. If I don't come up with an alternative in the next half an hour the missus wants the Metro Centre and I'd sooner set fire to my testes than go there. Any suggestions gratefully recieved.

I've accidently double posted this in PF like the c*nt I am. Serves me right for venturing in there.