Originally Posted by max wartbug
Going to get some of that Avon stuff to defeat the little buggers, if (when) they turn up.
Do it. I pooh-poohed it away, all those warnings. "The midges..." they cried, "... The midges! Oh good fucking GOD the MIDGES!"
Little flies, thought I, nee bother.
Jesus Christ. Everytime you stopped still for 30 seconds the landed on any available patch of flesh, and for the size of them you can fucking feel the bastards bite. And there's hundreds of them.