Sid Waddell - Darts Legend

[ajthemackem]

Quotes from the man himself...

"The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis Presley walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them"

"This lad has more checkouts than Tescos"

"Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!"

"Eric Bristow reasons...Bristow quickens...Aaah, Bristow"

"Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter"

"It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline"

"Once upon a time he was breaking all records...Now he's only breaking his heart. Nothing you can do, total eclipse of the dart."

Fantastic. My personal favourite was watching some weighty chancer taking a drag on his fag and a swig on his lager as Sid opined, "He's like a man in a maelstrom!"

[THE_MAINSTAND_BAND]

Originally Posted by ajthemackem

Quotes from the man himself...

"The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis Presley walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them"

"This lad has more checkouts than Tescos"

"Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!"

"Eric Bristow reasons...Bristow quickens...Aaah, Bristow"

"Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter"

"It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline"

"Once upon a time he was breaking all records...Now he's only breaking his heart. Nothing you can do, total eclipse of the dart."

Fantastic. My personal favourite was watching some weighty chancer taking a drag on his fag and a swig on his lager as Sid opined, "He's like a man in a maelstrom!"

quality that like

[stephen cartwright]

he is a clever daft sod

his book is canny mind. bellies and bullseyes

[Occam's Razor]

"If you had to throw a knife at your wife in the circus, you'd want to throw it like that."

"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Bristow is only 27”

[tiptoad]

Originally Posted by stephen cartwright

he is a clever daft sod

his book is canny mind. bellies and bullseyes

His Geordie Dictionary, 'Taak Of The Toon', is the biggest pile of pap I've ever read.