Crazy wakeup calls.

[Enfield Exile]

After being woken up at 5:40am by the local fire brigade after the little one had phoned 999 and said fire what's the craziest wakeup call you've had?

Originally Posted by Enfield Exile

After being woken up at 5:40am by the local fire brigade after the little one had phoned 999 and said fire what's the craziest wakeup call you've had?

the bargain booze accross the road when i lived in stoke got ram raided at 4 in the morning..

me dad called the police went over to see what was going on,

i heard they got away with a few cans £40 and some popcorn daft bastards..

we got some free munchies and a few video rentals as a reward,

[AlpineExile]

I was woken up by an ex phoning to tell me that Diana had just died. I just said "good" and hung up.


The local street cleaners go through phases of thinking that 5 in the morning is a good time to clean the pavement. To make it worse, they'd only clean the other side at that time of night, meaning that our side was still covered in smeared dog shit when I left for work in the morning.

[Arkle]

Had a ground floor room in my first year as a student and someone put the window in at three in the morning. That was pleasant!

[Andy Reids Love Chil]

Originally Posted by AlpineExile

I was woken up by an ex phoning to tell me that Diana had just died. I just said "good" and hung up.


The local street cleaners go through phases of thinking that 5 in the morning is a good time to clean the pavement. To make it worse, they'd only clean the other side at that time of night, meaning that our side was still covered in smeared dog shit when I left for work in the morning.

Pretty much the same response our lass got when she was staying at her mothers

[Sneech]

An angry mob gathered outside of my house and putting the windows through.

My boss phoning and asking why I wasn't at work.

Someone coming into my cabin to tell me the ferry had docked at Amsterdam and everyone had left on coaches.

Some bellends doing building work / gardening / drilling at 7.30 in the morning.

[Mickeys Chicken Leg]

Awoke at about 2:30ish one morning by the dulcet tones of a neighbour being serenaded by her ex. with that fookin' Celine Dion/Titantic dross as he stood bollock naked in the snow accompanied only by a small pink ghetto blaster!!

[Enfield Exile]

Originally Posted by Mickeys Chicken Leg

Awoke at about 2:30ish one morning by the dulcet tones of a neighbour being serenaded by her ex. with that fookin' Celine Dion/Titantic dross as he stood bollock naked in the snow accompanied only by a small pink ghetto blaster!!

Wouldn't be the only small thing if he was stood naked in the snow.