Trying to kill a flie

[andymc]

It's getting to the point of ridiculous now, been after a flie for around 2 hours now! It goes missing them comes out of no where and always tries to land on me but I just can't get it. Normally you can hear them buzzing, but you can't hear this one. I'm ready like, got my book and deodorant in hand. I better get it soon like or I'm going to flip I hate the bastards me, horrible things.

[SAFC_Jack]

Originally Posted by andymc

It's getting to the point of ridiculous now, been after a flie for around 2 hours now! It goes missing them comes out of no where and always tries to land on me but I just can't get it. Normally you can hear them buzzing, but you can't hear this one. I'm ready like, got my book and deodorant in hand. I better get it soon like or I'm going to flip I hate the bastards me, horrible things.

I killed one with a dvd box about half an hour ago.... might just leave the corpse as a warning

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by SAFC_Jack

I killed one with a dvd box about half an hour ago.... might just leave the corpse as a warning

This does not work. I once worked with a lad who had a display board with dead flies he had killed and nailed onto it and numbered each fly. It did not stop them as he added to it everyday, some even got names written below them.

[andymc]

Originally Posted by SAFC_Jack

I killed one with a dvd box about half an hour ago.... might just leave the corpse as a warning

Must of been a big flie. Well anyway, I just got it, I'm chuffed. Mind it's left it's mark, while I was uncontrollably spraying it, I think I might of stained my curtains, because theres a Mark left and it's anti-persprant

Originally Posted by tunstall birdman

This does not work. I once worked with a lad who had a display board with dead flies he had killed and nailed onto it and numbered each fly. It did not stop them as he added to it everyday, some even got names written below them.

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Do you work in a mental asylum by any chance?

[tunstall birdman]

Originally Posted by andymc

Must of been a big flie. Well anyway, I just got it, I'm chuffed. Mind it's left it's mark, while I was uncontrollably spraying it, I think I might of stained my curtains, because theres a Mark left and it's anti-persprant

This has happened to me a few times when with a chick

Originally Posted by andymc

Do you work in a mental asylum by any chance?

This is true, it was when I used to make fitted bedrooms.

[andymc]

Originally Posted by tunstall birdman

This has happened to me a few times when with a chick

This is true, it was when I used to make fitted bedrooms.

[gooftoof]

what's a flie?

[heston]

Mate, how the fuck can you not spell a simple word like fly?

Honest, tell me.

[Miss Dodgy]

Originally Posted by heston

Mate, how the fuck can you not spell a simple word like fly?

Honest, tell me.

[andymc]

Originally Posted by gooftoof

what's a flie?

Very annoying things that eat shit, you must of saw one before?

Noticed my mistake after I've been corrected. 'Fly'.