Time for another great liar thread?

[dirty bristow]

Having my haircut in Pelaw the other day, by the lass I am sure everyone knows as she knows everyone and the conversation got onto liars.
She said there is a bloke goes in, he is "about 3 stone and tiny" yet he reckons he is a cage fighter and once had the job of separating Jordan and Jodie Marsh in a catfight in a top London club.
She also made up a name and said he was a cagefighter and the bloke said " I know no one better than him on the scene" and she said that he mustn't have seen him for a while since he emigrated and the bloke said " no, not seen him for ages, can you pass my number on to him!"

[walter mitty]

you cheeky clunt

[dirty bristow]

Originally Posted by walter mitty

you cheeky clunt

What?
Genuine story from Thursday afternoon

[Flared Hicks]

Originally Posted by dirty bristow

Having my haircut in Pelaw the other day, by the lass I am sure everyone knows as she knows everyone and the conversation got onto liars.
She said there is a bloke goes in, he is "about 3 stone and tiny" yet he reckons he is a cage fighter and once had the job of separating Jordan and Jodie Marsh in a catfight in a top London club.
She also made up a name and said he was a cagefighter and the bloke said " I know no one better than him on the scene" and she said that he mustn't have seen him for a while since he emigrated and the bloke said " no, not seen him for ages, can you pass my number on to him!"

did she win the great liar contest then?