Re: what was your worst memory?
Remember I was once spending Christmas alone and decided I fancied a buck so I phoned some daft bint I'd been seeing. She said she couldn't come over because she was watching the bairn and her husband was out.
Said fuck that. Telt her I'd cause a distraction somehow. The daft bugger only went and faked a tummy upset or something. Anyway, I was going to turn up dressed as a doctor and whisk her away for a real game of Drs and Nurses if you get my meaning.
Anyway, when I turned up there was already an ambulance outside the house! Turns out she'd put on too good of an act. Her son had phoned a real ambulance.
Not to be deterred I hopped in with her, went to hospital (hoping for a private examination if you get my meaning) But fuck me, I still couldn't get away from her son. His eyes. Just staring at me. His face looked like if you askeed a child to draw its nightmares. Horrible little bugger he was.
I bailed after what. Just wheeled some bint into surgery and fingered her after the anaesthetic kicked in.
Parsnip - no one likes us, we don't care.