what was your worst memory?

watsonuk1 · 25th April 2012, 08:21 PM

mine was when i was 10, a few days before christmas and my mam's stomach ulcer burst. my dad was at work and i had to phone a ambulance and try and keep my mam awake before help arrived. i still remember it like it was yesterday. never been that scared before in my life

Rocktop_FC · 25th April 2012, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by watsonuk1

mine was when i was 10, a few days before christmas and my mam's stomach ulcer burst. my dad was at work and i had to phone a ambulance and try and keep my mam awake before help arrived. i still remember it like it was yesterday. never been that scared before in my life

Seeing my dad collapse on Christmas day when I was 8, he had been working loads of hours and it caught up with him. We helped him back to bed and didnt even thin about our presents until he had come round.

ChrisHunt · 25th April 2012, 08:27 PM

Remember I was once spending Christmas alone and decided I fancied a buck so I phoned some daft bint I'd been seeing. She said she couldn't come over because she was watching the bairn and her husband was out.

Said fuck that. Telt her I'd cause a distraction somehow. The daft bugger only went and faked a tummy upset or something. Anyway, I was going to turn up dressed as a doctor and whisk her away for a real game of Drs and Nurses if you get my meaning.

Anyway, when I turned up there was already an ambulance outside the house! Turns out she'd put on too good of an act. Her son had phoned a real ambulance.

Not to be deterred I hopped in with her, went to hospital (hoping for a private examination if you get my meaning) But fuck me, I still couldn't get away from her son. His eyes. Just staring at me. His face looked like if you askeed a child to draw its nightmares. Horrible little bugger he was.

I bailed after what. Just wheeled some bint into surgery and fingered her after the anaesthetic kicked in.

ravydavygravy · 25th April 2012, 08:29 PM

Jumping in a underground river in some cave. Got cold shock and thought i was a goner.

watsonuk1 · 25th April 2012, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ChrisHunt

Remember I was once spending Christmas alone and decided I fancied a buck so I phoned some daft bint I'd been seeing. She said she couldn't come over because she was watching the bairn and her husband was out.

Said fuck that. Telt her I'd cause a distraction somehow. The daft bugger only went and faked a tummy upset or something. Anyway, I was going to turn up dressed as a doctor and whisk her away for a real game of Drs and Nurses if you get my meaning.

Anyway, when I turned up there was already an ambulance outside the house! Turns out she'd put on too good of an act. Her son had phoned a real ambulance.

Not to be deterred I hopped in with her, went to hospital (hoping for a private examination if you get my meaning) But fuck me, I still couldn't get away from her son. His eyes. Just staring at me. His face looked like if you askeed a child to draw its nightmares. Horrible little bugger he was.

I bailed after what. Just wheeled some bint into surgery and fingered her after the anaesthetic kicked in.

twat

ChrisHunt · 25th April 2012, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by watsonuk1

twat

You think that's bad? I left out the bit where I molested her son.

The Voice Of Reason · 25th April 2012, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ChrisHunt

Remember I was once spending Christmas alone and decided I fancied a buck so I phoned some daft bint I'd been seeing. She said she couldn't come over because she was watching the bairn and her husband was out.

Said fuck that. Telt her I'd cause a distraction somehow. The daft bugger only went and faked a tummy upset or something. Anyway, I was going to turn up dressed as a doctor and whisk her away for a real game of Drs and Nurses if you get my meaning.

Anyway, when I turned up there was already an ambulance outside the house! Turns out she'd put on too good of an act. Her son had phoned a real ambulance.

Not to be deterred I hopped in with her, went to hospital (hoping for a private examination if you get my meaning) But fuck me, I still couldn't get away from her son. His eyes. Just staring at me. His face looked like if you askeed a child to draw its nightmares. Horrible little bugger he was.

I bailed after what. Just wheeled some bint into surgery and fingered her after the anaesthetic kicked in.

Put a shift in there Chris lad in the hope of a shag